Category: Random Thoughts
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An Irishman walks into a bar…
Copied from a friend because I couldn’t “share”: An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of […]
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From the dept of “Do as I say”
“During this fire event it is very important to evacuate and not interfere with the fire fighters…. Oh look firemen! […]
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Walnuts
I like walnuts, but there’s something about that flavor and texture that says “Yeah, you’re eating part of a tree…” […]
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Trends – they always suck
One day graphics and UI designers will realize not everything needs to look like it’s been fading the sun for […]
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OMGWTF
Damn near every day….
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JACKPOT!!
Stopped for a smoke, collected $4 others had left in the slot machines. #winning
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George in the Oval Office
I would like to go to this universe please.
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Daniels, MD
Visited this place myself in or about 1990 I had no idea what it was, more of a case of […]
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_uck _e in the a__, tonight
Luck be in the air, tonight
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This is goin’ in the repertoire!
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Consumer Facts
Squeeze ketchup bottles have only one setting: 4000psi jet of liquid tomato death
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You’ll tell the story of…
Tonight, at the Hollywood Pantages Theater – Finally going to SEE the show I’ve been listening to for months!
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Just in from the Bad Ideas Desk…
Fuck up your platters for the low low price of just $89!!! *Faceplant* Why yes, I’d love a little car […]
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Et tu?
… Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for […]
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Here’s Your Sign…
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Just another Friday…
Quick trip to Lowes, pass Jay Leno driving a 1920s roadster… #iheartburbank
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Stiff joints?
😂😂😂
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The More You Know…
And now you know how a rear differential works…
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The movie is not the problem
I can’t decide if my favorite line is this review is: “Frankly, if you feel diminished as a man because […]
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The Dharma of Scooby Doo
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I Pledge…
On this President’s day, like no other President’s day before it, I pledge to resist. I didn’t write what follows, […]