An Irishman walks into a bar…
Copied from a friend because I couldn’t “share”: An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of…
Category: Random Thoughts
From the dept of “Do as I say”
“During this fire event it is very important to evacuate and not interfere with the fire fighters…. Oh look firemen!…
Walnuts
I like walnuts, but there’s something about that flavor and texture that says “Yeah, you’re eating part of a tree…”…
Trends – they always suck
One day graphics and UI designers will realize not everything needs to look like it’s been fading the sun for…
JACKPOT!!
Stopped for a smoke, collected $4 others had left in the slot machines. #winning
Daniels, MD
Visited this place myself in or about 1990 I had no idea what it was, more of a case of…
Consumer Facts
Squeeze ketchup bottles have only one setting: 4000psi jet of liquid tomato death
You’ll tell the story of…
Tonight, at the Hollywood Pantages Theater – Finally going to SEE the show I’ve been listening to for months!
Just in from the Bad Ideas Desk…
Fuck up your platters for the low low price of just $89!!! *Faceplant* RokBlok – A Different Spin on Vinyl…
Et tu?
… Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for…
Just another Friday…
Quick trip to Lowes, pass Jay Leno driving a 1920s roadster… #iheartburbank
The movie is not the problem
I can’t decide if my favorite line is this review is: “Frankly, if you feel diminished as a man because…
I Pledge…
On this President’s day, like no other President’s day before it, I pledge to resist. I didn’t write what follows,…