An Irishman walks into a bar…

Copied from a friend because I couldn’t “share”: An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of...

From the dept of “Do as I say”

“During this fire event it is very important to evacuate and not interfere with the fire fighters…. Oh look firemen!...

Walnuts

I like walnuts, but there’s something about that flavor and texture that says “Yeah, you’re eating part of a tree…”...

Trends – they always suck

One day graphics and UI designers will realize not everything needs to look like it’s been fading the sun for...

OMGWTF

Damn near every day….

JACKPOT!!

Stopped for a smoke, collected $4 others had left in the slot machines. #winning

George in the Oval Office

I would like to go to this universe please.

Daniels, MD

Visited this place myself in or about 1990 I had no idea what it was, more of a case of...

_uck _e in the a__, tonight

Luck be in the air, tonight

This is goin’ in the repertoire!

Consumer Facts

Squeeze ketchup bottles have only one setting: 4000psi jet of liquid tomato death

You’ll tell the story of…

Tonight, at the Hollywood Pantages Theater – Finally going to SEE the show I’ve been listening to for months!

Just in from the Bad Ideas Desk…

Fuck up your platters for the low low price of just $89!!! *Faceplant* RokBlok – A Different Spin on Vinyl...

Et tu?

… Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for...

Here’s Your Sign…

Just another Friday…

Quick trip to Lowes, pass Jay Leno driving a 1920s roadster… #iheartburbank

Stiff joints?

😂😂😂

The More You Know…

And now you know how a rear differential works…

The movie is not the problem

I can’t decide if my favorite line is this review is: “Frankly, if you feel diminished as a man because...

The Dharma of Scooby Doo

I Pledge…

On this President’s day, like no other President’s day before it, I pledge to resist. I didn’t write what follows,...